Another Random Image For Your Enjoyment...

Watch out for this kid... he looks pretty shady.

Meanwhile, in the Ring Room...

Meanwhile back in the year 2005...

12:01 A.M. - Something mysterious slithers from Mike's TV into the cabin.
12:10 A.M. - The unknown force took a strange liking to Eric and found a home in his head.


12:11 A.M. - Eric embraces whatever it is...


2:45 A.M. - The result...



... Since then Eric/Chops has never been the same ... Many more ninja dance videos followed (Click here for more Eric TMNT Dances).

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Meanwhile during the "break"...
Bonds "friend" has a heart attack @ the sight of his "tool" cuz it's TINY!!!
Laura broadcasts the news on all satellite channels!

... But to bad for Laura...
James Bond is a secret agent
so nobody except for gov't officials know who he is...
the govt catches Laura and makes her do community service as a manager at a local DQ

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Meanwhile in London...

M sends 007 James Bond to go dispose of Laura

(RD)

Then James Bond has to take a break...

(RD)

I AM VICTOR

This had to go up at some point...
this thing is perfect, it needs no editing.

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Meanwhile in Matt Luchua's basement...
Allie is trapped in Matt's room...
with Quigley

(RD)

Allie then shoots Quigley with the paintball gun for Allie didnt like it when her guatar was humped.

(RD)

But to Allie's surprise Quigly humped the very paintball she shot at him and then Quigly took the paintballgun... and humped it

(RD)

Say what?

I kid you not, I just received this in my email inbox this morning:


From: love Justice <justicelove103@gmail.com>
Date: August 19, 2008 8:23:43 PM CDT
To: ibararn@iit.edu
Subject: To all the persons with ingenuous head and heart ,

To all the persons with ingenuous head and heart ,

Hope you can love the Chinese " people " as you love your own people . Justice is no " country " limit . If all the bitch Chinese are killed , their body with poison won't leave you free; if all the bitch Chinese are not killed , they won't even more , leave you free . So think about the bitch China . So let God treat all the things in the world fairly . So provide us LOVE and JUSTICE . That's the only way to make your own life better , too .

Our hearts are cold because no justice , no love , no trust, no safety here .

Thanks for having saved our family out off the bitch prison at first !!!

We are still not save , in such a bitch environment , we are scary every minute . I can't save my family , they were all controlled by the bitches. They prefer to be bitches since they thought bitches will be safe while all the humanbeings will be killed by bitches ! In the history and the nowadays of the bitch China , it's always the truth ! I can't persuade them against such a bitch FACT . I need all of you to help us , to change the BITCH FATE of the bitch China .

This goes on for about 10 more pages, but this is my favorite part...

It's not a spam , it's an asking-for-help letter .We shouldn't have disturbed you,but once the bitches come to bite us,we need you to fight against them together with us,that's the rule for all the humanbeings. God bless us !

If the bitch things hadn't happened to us , I won't care how dark the bitch China is . I hope my family and friends can live peacefully as you do .

But all our family members were driven mad in the past, and worse now .

Meanwhile in the Classroom...

Matt gets punished for not respecting his fellow students/classmates... He forgot that we all need to be loved.

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Meanwhile in Moldova... (Europe)
The amazing spy Laura (code name 005) has taken hostage the secret police stronghold + is slowly decapitating all the police.

(LFZ)

Beware of the Penguins

Meanwhile at Rob's house...

Rob shows the scanner who's boss...

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Meanwhile in the depths of the Atlantic Ocean...

Matt Luchau is holding his breath 5,000 ft. deep. His head inflates and mysteriously explodes.

(DZ)

A school of tuna come by and eat the remains of Matts head and body.

(DZ)

The tuna then realize that Matts skin is made of pure heroin and they all die and start on fire.

(DZ)

Meanwhile at Mikes house...

Mike gets a strange call from a strange number...

Meanwhile on Saturn...

Kyle finally sees Jupiter pass in front of the sun.

No translation available.

Meanwhile at Mcdonalds...

There is a little confusion as to what the price of chicken nuggets is. Mcdonalds makes the consumer pay the price.

This was a bad mistake. Like Brett Favre, NFC desired to come out of retirement and do what he does best.
NFC IS BACK! AND HE WANTS HIS MONEY!

Meanwhile just outside of Jail...

Kyle and the not so innocent tourist bust out of prison...

Meanwhile in Jail...

The kidnappers are put away for life.

Meanwhile... The chase is on!

Endless Mike grows concerned... when it's Chops' family that should be concerned.

Meanwhile at the Park...

The cops show up and the kidnappers are caught in the act.


Kyle goes out with style...

Meanwhile at the Mystic Buffet...

Spiderman turns the casino buffet into a Chainsaw Buffet!!!!

Meanwhile at the park...

The innocent tourist turns out not to be dead. He immediately calls Kyle to perform an elaborate park kidnapping.

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Meanwhile at Kit's house.....
He was taking a shower when.....

(RS)

Kit was stabbed 5,692 times and died from a headache
the hunt for the freshman begins!!

(RS)

Bob and Rob then hire a little asain man to help them, NFC

(RD)

Hand Cuffs

Meanwhile, at the Mystic Lake Buffet...

Meanwhile, at the Mystic Lake Buffet... Stephen is not enjoying the prepared buffet, but rather, Stephen is enjoying the people buffet.

Meanwhile on Jupiter while looking at Saturn

Kyle and Rob know it was worth the trip...

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Meanwhile in school...

Stephen suddenly explodes and kills 1/2 of the world population.

(MG)

Meanwhile at the park...

Britney sneezes out her nose ring. This caused the death of an innocent tourist who just happened to be walking by.

Meanwhile in Rob's happy place...

the Bob doll is torn... in half.

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Meanwhile in Holleywood...
Josh Hartnet (Laura's one true love) is met by NFC along with some ninja friends

(RD)

Meanwhile at Tecmo headquarters...

Someone takes care of the injustice that has been done not only to the gaming community, but to the rest of the world as well...

Meanwhile at the grocery store...

Kyle and Mike have a bad case of the mad munchies and a lot of cash.

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Meanwhile in French....

Many people stabbed and brutaly murdered Andrew

(RD)

Evil Dead 2

Meanwhile Rob finds his happy place

Meanwhile somewhere in space...

Rob is gliding through space when he comes across a hot Russian chick with an umbrella stranded on a rocky moon. He wastes no time...

Meanwhile somewhere very unsafe

Eric gets a call from one of his friends.

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Meanwhile @ Incubus concert...
Brandon (Lead Singer of the band Incubus) is singing

(RD)

Meanwhile under the sea...

Britta teaches James how to survive under water

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Meanwhile still at the Incubus concert... Allie lands

(RD)

Behold!

Meanwhile at the Science Museum...

Matt receives a call from the lottery office.

I love bees. Right in my face!

White Page 30

Meanwhile in Egypt

Rob is lost in the desert. He starts seeing things + going insane...

(LFZ)

Then Moses came and clubbed Laura for writting about the desert.

(RS)

And then he parts her in 2

(RD)